The Book Of Dirty Tricks. REVENGE.

Hello dear readers, Sorry for the delay, NO actually I’m not Sorry, Saying sorry is an admission of liability and you should never admit liability even if you are at fault. (Remember that it could save your ass one day)

Also any fans of NCIS would know that one of Gibb’s laws is that apologizing is a form of weakness, so not applicable to me, I am The Master.

Thanks to all my loyal fans that have posted comments on how much they like this site and all it has to offer, unfortunately I also get flooded with that many spam comments that I find it best to have a quick check and then trash the lot just to be sure, as I know that if you guys want links to smut sites and other crap you are clever enough to find them yourselves and don’t need to get them here.

If you would like to talk to me about a particular item or let me know of a revenge technique you would like to share, then just use the “contact” page and I will respond as quickly as I can.

Gwen, thanks for the email, I don’t know the full details of your situation so I can only give you advise of a broad nature but I hope it helps.

Firstly, focus on his fears, they are the most powerful of all human emotions, you know what he fears most, use that against him. Also you said he comes from a wealthy family, where do they get their wealth?,  If it is a business or family company then your local taxation department (IRS, Homeland Revenue or Tax Office depending where you live) may require a tip off as to check out any suspicious trading. If you live in the USA, the words “Funding of Terrorist Organizations” should be hinted at as it usually make them sit up and take notice.

The old tipping off the Police to “Suspicious Behaviour” is still a good tried and true method, there are a number of ways to tip off the boys in blue anonymously these days and “Suspicious Behaviour” is such a broad term you can say just about anything and it will work. Lead them to think it is a drug lab, bomb making operation, terrorist cell you name it they will go for it if you make it convincing, just play the Concerned Citizen and let them do the rest, Hell that’s what they are paid to do.

Anyway I hope that gives you a few ideas to run with, let us know how you go.

I am thinking of starting a Facebook page, let me know if any of you out there in Cyberspace think that it would be a good idea.

Hope you all have a Revengefull Xmas and a wicked 2015.

The Master.

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Hey Lila, one of the easiest ways to make someone late for an appointment is to give them a flat tyre. BUT remember that cars have a spare, so make sure you let down two or more at the same time. That should put them at least a quarter of an hour behind in their schedule.
You could also tip off the local Police that the person may be operating an illegal drug lab at their home, or that you saw someone drag a screaming child out of a van and into the house and you think it may be a kidnapping, that should take up some time.
Hope these ideas help.

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This is effective for ex. whatever. Post an ad on a kinky singles website, ie. “SWF seeking gentle black male to introduce me to Greek and French culture. Somewhat naive but enthusiastic.” Then list her supervisor’s home phone.

Now that I am thinking about it here is another way to fuck with someone’s head until their ears bleed.
Make a small donation to the Mormon Church and just for good measure the Jehovah’s Witnesses also. Make sure you emphasize you want to have personal contact with someone. Then list whomever you choose and give their work and home address. Phone #’s are just icing on the cake.

Wow Francis, I like your style, We must hook up one evening and take turns pulling wings off flies over a few beers.

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I have just discovered this e-book that details ways of protecting yourself from your Bitch from Hell Ex-Wife.

Hey, if I had known about this when I went through my divorce years ago maybe my Ex wouldn’t have had to  “Disappear”, if you know what I mean   RWL.

Anyway, I urge you to check it out by clicking on the link below.

Click Here!

I have found that Success is always the sweetest revenge.

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In the late 80’s & early 90’s, back when the internet was young and there were only a handfull of us on it, there was a download going around called “The Terrorist’s Handbook”. It was a very interesting book, nothing to do with those Tea-towel heads running around these days, it just gave descriptions of how to use everyday things to make weapons that could be used in an urban warfare situation. Actually it reminded me very much of the stuff Sarah Conner used in the Terminator movies.

Alas, when 9/11 happened the US government in their total paranoia (perhaps they thought their population would seek revenge against them when the truth came out)  hunted down any website that had a copy on it and shut it down making it a very hard commodity to obtain.

I am very happy to report that it has made a comeback and is once again available for free download. Just Google it and you will be able to find a number of websites that offer it. I have managed to get myself a new copy (Slag, Bitch, ex wife took my last copy, pity she didn’t blow herself up) but I won’t put it up here to avoid the attention of the paranoid Americans.

Look it up, I am sure you will find it an interesting read and may get some inspiration from it’s pages.

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Hey, what is the go here??, I am waiting for you guys to send me your Revenge suggestions to add to this page. But you bunch of Wimps are leaving it up to me to spoon feed you with all my ideas instead. Put down your “Jerk Off” magazines and send me some input. NOW.

Thank-you to Billy Rit for his suggestion, at least he isn’t a Wimp.

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Revenge; The act of getting your own back on an adversary or a person or thing you consider has wronged you.

A simple description of a very complex topic.

Who cannot say that at some time or another they have not thought of “getting back at” someone or taking action against something that has “Pissed them off”.

In these pages I will outline many methods of exacting “Revenge” on people or things that have caused you pain or suffering.

This is the, “Book of Dirty Tricks”

WARNING, This website is meant for the purposes of humor only.

Most of the methods of revenge described are considered to be against the law and there are severe penalties in place, including jail sentences, for persons caught carrying them out.

The author will accept NO responsibility for the actions of anyone caught performing any of the suggested “Dirty Tricks”.

So if you want to spend the next few years behind bars, picking up the soap and/or being someones “Bitch” then that is your choice, NOT mine.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

Now I have taken care of the mandatory warnings let’s have some fun and imagine our enemies squirming as we enact our Dirty Tricks.

Firstly we must select a target, for most of you this is the easiest part, there will be a teacher, sibling, neighbour, person at work or some other lowlife that has earned our wrath.

Sometimes dirty tricks can be carried out on random strangers, I will devote a section dedicated to this particular pastime, but one must be an active observer to get the full appreciation of this method of dirty trickery whereas exacting revenge against a know adversary can be satisfying without you actually having to witness the culmination of your chosen “Dirty Trick” Although watching the result can be a joyous sight.

A small amount of research can be a great help, certain people can be gotten at by various methods that may not work on other people, such as at home or via their car.

Everyone has a weak spot, exploit theirs but make sure you protect yours or you may end up being the victim not the victor.

You may like to use our “Contact” page to send us your ideas for dirty tricks, then you can honestly boast that you helped write “The Book of Dirty Tricks”.

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Welcome to Revenge, The Book of Dirty Tricks.

A place to get ideas on getting Revenge and to add your Ideas to write the Definative “Book of Dirty Tricks”

Don’t try these at home kiddies, the people here are trained proffessionals. LOL.

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