Around the Home
Posted by "The Master" on November 18, 2010Dirty tricks around the home or
Revengii Domesticus
OK, my Latin is pretty crap but you get the idea. There are so many methods of gaining revenge that can be used around the home it isn’t funny. Or is it?
1. Tampered electricity meter.
The Electricity authorities take meter tampering VERY seriously, that is why they affix devices to detect if anyone has tampered with the meter.
Simply break off the seals and loosen the screws a little bit to make it look as if the meter has been tampered with, next time the guy comes to read the meter he will notice this and report it, wonder how your adversary will talk their way out of this one?? Also works for gas and water meters too.
2. Flaming garbage.
Not so effective with steel bins but works great for plastic “Wheely” bins.
Just wait till garbage night and your adversary puts their bin out for the garbage truck, after they have gone to bed and before the garbos arrive, set fire to it.
A small amount of accelerant may be used to ensure proper combustion.
Just don’t stand around toasting marshmallows as the owner of said bin might decide to race out in their PJs to extinguish the bin and you’ll get BUSTED.
3. Instant grey hairs.
Tip a quantity of talcum powder into the outlet of the hair drier, when the drier is switched on the powder is blown out and the user gets instant grey hair.
4. Locked out.
A very simple Dirty Trick but effective.
Wait till your adversary has left the house and nobody is home.
Sneak up and fill the key holes of every door lock with superglue.
Then when they get home they will have great difficulty in getting inside.
Easy revenge, provided you aren’t stupid enough to get seen or glue yourself to the door.
5. Indoor lawn.
A great one for summer holidays. Your adversary goes away and leaves the house unguarded, time for fun at their expense.
Get inside and with the hose give the carpet a good watering, then scatter grass seeds all around on the wet carpet.
Close house up to retain humidity and by the time they get home the lawn inside will rival the lawn outside. You can also add some nice flower seeds for a bit of colour.
6. Poor Satellite Reception.
This will work on any satellite dish and is hard to detect but doesn’t cause any permanent damage. Get yourself a piece of aluminium foil and place it over the face of the LNB. For those of you that are not tech savvy, the LNB is the little thing on the arm(s) of the dish that has the cable connected to it. The “Face” is the round part that faces towards the dish. This will knock out any reception and they will be pulling their hair out trying to work out what is wrong.
7. What’s that Smell.
Simply remove the ends of the curtain rods and place a few prawns (that’s Shrimp for you yanks) in the hollow rods. After a few weeks you should get the full effect, especially if the weather is hot.