Cars.
Posted by "The Master" on November 22, 2010Dirty Tricks used on Cars.
There are numerous methods of Revenge that can be used against people by using their car.
These methods are extremely effective against people who love their car but can also be used well against others who just consider their car as a means of transport.
1. The Not so Sweet Motor
Gain access to the motor, remove the oil filler cap and pour about half a kilo (one pound) of sugar into the motor, replace cap and ensure no evidence is left behind.
This method is particularly good in the fact that the car will start and run perfectly giving your adversary no indication that you have done anything at all, Until they turn it off and it cools down, then the sugar hardens into toffee totally seizing the motor.
2. The Dry Diff.
A good one, but only works on rear wheel drive cars.
Carefully crawl under the rear of the car, using a spanner and a container, drain all the oil from the differential housing.
Replace the drain plug and remove the container of oil and dispose of thoughtfully. (Nasty uses for used oil will be covered later)
The car will drive fine for a while with only a whine sound gradually getting louder from the rear end, but the stereo should cover this, until, if they are lucky, both rear wheels will lock causing the car to come to a screeching stop. If they are unlucky just one wheel will lock causing the car to turn sharply, which might not be very nice for them if it occurs at highway speed.
3. Brake fluid fun.
The humble fluid that is so important to make a car’s brakes work can also be used to great effect.
Anywhere brake fluid touches paintwork the paint will after a short time peel off as if I you had used paint stripper, but unlike paint stripper brake fluid will penetrate the metal and prevent paint from ever adhering to that part again.
To cause the maximum amount of damage make sure you apply it to panels that cannot be replaced easily, the roof is always a good choice as bonnet, boot and doors etc can be cheaply replaced.
4. Doesn’t handle real well.
A very simple but effective dirty trick, change the tyre pressures. Make sure that diagonally opposite tyres are overinflated and the opposing pair is underinflated.
Eg. Front driver’s side and rear passenger’s side overinflate by 10PSI and front passenger’s side and rear driver’s side underinflated by 10PSI.
To look at the tyres nothing will seem amiss but the 20PSI difference should make the car handle quite badly. Revenge gained
5. Just one window.
This starts off as an inconvenience but turns into a total pain in the wallet.
Just break one small window, it will be easier and cheaper for your victim to just pay for it to be replaced and not worry about an insurance claim, then shortly after it has been replaced break it again, (or another small window, the choice is yours) Keep this up for as long as you like, making sure that the car is not being watched, attacking it in different locations and at different times should help you avoid detection. The total cost of replacing all these windows will take its toll.
6. Noisy exhaust.
Take a piece of pushbike inner tubing about 20cm (8 inches) long. Get a thin strip of wood or other material (a broken ruler is quite good) about 75mm (3inches) long. Stretching the end of the tubing over the strip so it holds the tube stretched out just like the neck of a party balloon. Stretch the other end of the tubing over the exhaust pipe of the car and when the car is started it makes a sound like the balloon with the stretched neck but much, much louder.
7. Left or Right??
A more difficult “Dirty Trick” but very rewarding if you can pull it off.
Get access to the car and change the wiring of the indicators, swap the left and right indicators over, making sure the tell tales on the dash remain the same.
Then when your adversary indicates they are turning left the right indicators on the outside of the car will flash and vice versa. Lots of fun, but not for them.
8, Flat tyre.
There are many ways to flatten a tyre, matchstick in the valve, remove the valve, nails under the wheels or the old faithful, slash the tyre.
But make sure that you do at least two tyres, just one flat tyre is a minor inconvenience as everyone has a spare to change it, two or more flat tyres turn it into a major problem for them and nice revenge for you.
9, Stuck Wipers.
This little gem was given to me by a long time great mate, “E.T.”
It is extremely simple but very effective.
Just superglue the wiper blades to the windscreen, then next time it rains, SWEET REVENGE.
10, Grease Wipers.
This variation on the above was sent in by Billy Rit, Instead of Superglue, Billy suggests to put a thin layer of grease under the windshield wiper blades, pray for rains. (Good on ya Billy, at least you have the balls to send in your Dirty Tricks)
11, Door Handle Fun.
Simply put grease up under the door handles and wait for someone to try and open the door. You can also use mud instead of grease if that is all you have available, I have also seen Dog Shit used with great results.