How to take Revenge.
Posted by "The Master" on November 21, 2010Revenge; The act of getting your own back on an adversary or a person or thing you consider has wronged you.
A simple description of a very complex topic.
Who cannot say that at some time or another they have not thought of “getting back at” someone or taking action against something that has “Pissed them off”.
In these pages I will outline many methods of exacting “Revenge” on people or things that have caused you pain or suffering.
This is the, “Book of Dirty Tricks”
WARNING, This website is meant for the purposes of humor only.
Most of the methods of revenge described are considered to be against the law and there are severe penalties in place, including jail sentences, for persons caught carrying them out.
The author will accept NO responsibility for the actions of anyone caught performing any of the suggested “Dirty Tricks”.
So if you want to spend the next few years behind bars, picking up the soap and/or being someones “Bitch” then that is your choice, NOT mine.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Now I have taken care of the mandatory warnings let’s have some fun and imagine our enemies squirming as we enact our Dirty Tricks.
Firstly we must select a target, for most of you this is the easiest part, there will be a teacher, sibling, neighbour, person at work or some other lowlife that has earned our wrath.
Sometimes dirty tricks can be carried out on random strangers, I will devote a section dedicated to this particular pastime, but one must be an active observer to get the full appreciation of this method of dirty trickery whereas exacting revenge against a know adversary can be satisfying without you actually having to witness the culmination of your chosen “Dirty Trick” Although watching the result can be a joyous sight.
A small amount of research can be a great help, certain people can be gotten at by various methods that may not work on other people, such as at home or via their car.
Everyone has a weak spot, exploit theirs but make sure you protect yours or you may end up being the victim not the victor.
You may like to use our “Contact” page to send us your ideas for dirty tricks, then you can honestly boast that you helped write “The Book of Dirty Tricks”.